Guys, I just had a brainflash: since it's a brand new year, let's all think of new things we're going to do this year! Kind of like things we're going to resolve to do. Seriously guys, I don't know where I come up with things. Rev.oh.lut.ion.ar.y.
I'll go first. In 2015:
I resolve to stop making fun of hashtags. #somuchmorethantictactoe #hardresolutions
I resolve to take more high-def photos with blurry backgrounds of homemade drinks in mason jars. I didn't take nearly enough mason jar beverage photos in 2014, and this needs to be remedied. #ASAP
I resolve to do nothing lest it is hacked. Figuratively, literally, technically, ironically, emotionally... I'm going to hack the crap out of 2015. #hackityhack
I resolve to send all my mail in felt envelopes with felt heart stamps and zig zag stitches where the address should be. #reallyusefulpinterestideas
I resolve to high-five anyone I see wearing rolled skinny jeans with no socks. I will high-five them with anti-fungal cream. #hipsteroutreach
I resolve to put little pirate flags on sliced melons. #pirattitude
I resolve to improve my facial expressions in five easy steps. #selfiestickforchristmas
I resolve to make tiny bows to adorn all my paperclips, which I'll put on reminder notes that say Time is precious, don't waste it. #wisdom #papercliphack #adorn #yolobow
I resolve to finally learn the 13 things my camera wishes I knew. #2014regrets
Happy New Year.