A little background-- Mia just bought herself a new headband, which has become the prized possession du jour around here. Somehow, it inspired this conversation this morning:
Mia: Hey Sam, you wanna know something? If Nate was a baby girl, and when he grew up if Mommy didn't have enough money for a new headband, I would have to give him mine.
Sam: And then you would die?
Mia: (disgusted) No...Boy, do you have a lot to learn. (stomps off)
Poor Sam. Welcome to a lifetime of not understanding women. Good luck with that buddy.