- Avoid yelling at my kids until after 10 AM.
- Not to join Facebook (sorry, you're just going to have to be friends with me in Real Life).
- Use macrame in more of my decorating.
And speaking of fine art, anyone else catch Wife Swap last week? Is Stephen Fowler not the most despised man in the country right now? The producers of that show are either brilliant or unbelievably lucky- within just 2 weeks of George W Bush moving out of the White House, they've brought us a new American Villain, except he's British. Even better! Can't wait to blame this guy for everything, from the War in Iraq to why my house is a mess. But for now, the kids are home from school, so it's back to being the perfect mom for me, which I'll blog all about in another 6 months or so, give or take a couple of years.